Limerick – 2

A leg amputee from Kentucky
Approached all the guys pretty plucky
Her unabashed flirt
By lifting her skirt
Ensured she was often quite lucky

* * *

A one-handed lady from Cork
By using her hook as a fork
Could easily eat
A nibble of meat
And even a good slab of pork

* * *

A saucy one-legged from Kent
Considered her own detriment
No ground whatsoever
To stop her from ever
Refusing a good looking gent

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